Ways to Annoy Opal Koboi

2. Tell her that Merv and Scant are smarter than her.

3. After she says her evil plans, always reply with "That's not gonna work" or "Foaly does a better job then you".

4. Point and laugh at her.

5. Tell her she's stupid.

6. Tell her she's not a good human.

7. Pause after saying that and say "Heck, you weren't a good pixie either".

8. Tell her she's stupid. Again.

9. Make grammatical errors.

10. "Did you have friends in the clinic?"

11. When her plans fail, say "I still love you, Belinda" then hug her and give her a teddy bear.

12. Give her a plushie doll of Foaly, Artemis, and Holly.

13. Tell her that diamonds are prettier than opals.

14. Stare at her in amazement.

15. Point at her ears and laugh.

16. Always remind her that her LEP file says she has mild schitzophrenia.

17. Then ask her who she is today.

18. If she replies with a "I'm not schitzophrenic" response, say "It's okay. Better luck tomorrow."

19. Read her this poem in a happy voice:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are so stupid to get foiled by Artemis Fowl, Holly Short, Foaly, Butler, and pretty much the whole world.

20. Steal all the chocolate and vanilla truffles in the world. -Emma

21. While she's sleeping, redecorate her room with Artemis Fowl wallpaper. -AeP staff member Rinion

22. Tell her you've met Trolls with more brain cells than her. -AeP staff member Rinion

23. Mesmerize Scant and Merv into singing 'YMCA'. -AeP staff member Rinion

24. Dip her truffles into a vat of Flobberworm juice. -AeP staff member Rinion

25. Throw her in a cell with Turnball Root and tell her that you think they are just the cutest couple. Make sure Turnball has not been given a bath in several weeks. -destiny